green-tea-rex:

It’s 1am so I’m sorry for the people who won’t see this. But if you want confidence and don’t know how to get it, a really good way is to be confident in other people. When you walk into Starbucks, think, “damn, that barista’s hair is da bomb!” Or when you go to school, think, “my teacher is rocking that skirt!” When you start seeing everyone as being beautiful, at some point you realize that you’re everyone too.

kevinlejuan:

tastefullyoffensive:

How to parent. [via]

That last one though.

kevinlejuan:

tastefullyoffensive:

How to parent. [via]

That last one though.

beantownbailout:

mustaleski:

matildathedragonfly:

knownorwegian:

In Norwegian, you don’t refer to your romantic partner as a “boyfriend” or “girlfriend”. You say “kjæreste”, which is gender neutral and literally translates to “the dearest”.

and in swedish you refer to your boyfriend/girlfriend by saying ”älskling” which translates into ”my beloved one” 

And in Finnish we say “mulkvisti” which means “one I don’t hate as much as the others”

*squints at finland*

runingly:

gif:

I CANT STOP WATCHING IT

take 6 seconds of your life to watch this and then take an hour more to relish in it

(Source: ediebrit)

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

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IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE 

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

"I know pretty much what I like and dislike; but please, don’t ask me who I am."
— Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath (via narobe)

(Source: larmoyante)

(Source: unalike)

officialfrenchtoast:

welcome to the real world kid

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

kayleyhyde:

we all know that feeling, vending machine

fitnessluvr:

brokensilence137:

dynaroo:

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I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.

He decided to be the sky instead.

that is the most beautiful bird I think I have ever seen..