do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

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1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.


Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)

Love this

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someone’s gettin his dick sucked after class


someone’s gettin his dick sucked after class

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This will never not make me laugh

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what a strange dog 

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  1. Camera: Canon EOS 400D DIGITAL
  2. Aperture: f/2.8
  3. Exposure: 1/80th
  4. Focal Length: 26mm


We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.